Date of Birth: 22/8/1973

Place of Birth: Pontypool, Wales

Skating Since: 1988

Team Member Since: 1999

Current Residence: Newport, Wales

Video Parts: Hating Life, Dope Video, Life Support, Enter The DRagon, 4 Wheeled Dragons, Death Squad The Movie, Pritchard v's Dainton, Escape from Boredom

Favourite Video Parts: Natas - Reason for Living, Danny Way - any Plan B Video.

Sponsors: Death, Stimulus, Eastpak.

Profile: To cut a long story short I've known the cunt for too long and know every trick in his book. The good thing about Dainton is that I can piss on him, punch him smash things on his bonce and wind the fucker up 'till he almost blows up 'cause I know he won't kick the living fuck out of me. Fair play he'll give me a few digs but he wont get all serious like most people do when you fuck with them. I know his every tweek and habit. He is the biggest cunt when it comes to doing something for you which involves him going out of his way, if it is beneficial to him he'll do it, but when he knows he has to do it and theres nothing there for him he'll get right pissed off, hahahahah he's going to kill me when he reads this.
At every event where there's Dainton there's a Pritchard close by and where there's a Pritchard there's a Dainton not far away. So watch out. - Matt Pritchard

A Dainton Story (By Matt Pritchard): We were at the Bath & West showground event 2002 where obviously we were going to have a right party and fuck shit up. We have been at this event for the past 3 years and know the amount of fun you can have when there's a field full of campers. Full white trash hick Dainton took advantage one night and went fucking bananas, he kept disappearing and coming back with other peoples property (keep in mind this was like 4 in the morning) and dumping it at our camp site. Now, I have never seen Dainton in this fucked
up mood before and to tell you the truth it sort of worried me cause I kept thinking what the fuck is he going to come back with next? "a dead body?" "an animal?", he was that fucked up it could have been anything. It started with a kettle and then a stove, a sofa, then 2 bikes which were chained to a fucking fence for christ sake, how in hell can one human do this? Then he topped it all off by bringing a full sized trampoline (which he nicked from the fair) which he draged all the way and dumped it right next to all of the tents. Everyone looked at him and thought what's he going to do now?, he used the fucking thing to jump off and squash people's tents while they were asleep! Hahahah, you should have seen the look on the peoples faces as they crawled out of their fucked up tents winded and bruised.
That's Dainton all over, you never know what the fuck he's going to do next (especially when he's been drinking bo).

Cates on Dainton: Robocop meets Giant Haystacks